A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, a Marine and a Coast Guardsman got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the five servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly.
Soon, the five servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. … So, the five servicemen asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?
Saint Peter replied, I can’t answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven. Sometime later the five servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer?
Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters shoulder. In the doves beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the five servicemen:
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MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY
TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsman
SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best
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Warm Regards, GOD, USAF, Ret.
