An Airman and a Marine go into a pastry shop.
The Marine whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn’t notice.
“You see how clever we are? You Airmen can never beat that!”
“Watch this, any Airman is smarter than a Marine, and I’ll prove it to you.”
He asks the baker to give him three cookies and I’ll show you a magic trick!
The baker gives him the cookies, which the Airman promptly eats.
A bit upset, the baker asks, “And where is your famous magic trick?”
The Airman says, “Look in the Marine’s pocket!”