A man is stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
Do you have a permit for all these fish?
No sir. They are my pet fish.
Every night I take them for a walk to the lake.
They swim for about an hour and then I whistle, and they all come back and jump in my basket, and we go home.
Well, that’s just a crock of lies!!
The man says here, I'll show you.
This I got to see!
About five minutes later the warden says "Well"?
Well, what?
Where’s your pet fish?
What fish?
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