Quitting cigarettes is brutal. You perpectually want to stuff things in your mouth even though you aren't hungry.

this is the fluffiest I've ever gotten!

The way you word it makes you sound like a big-not-too-big comfort pillow.

get mcrapDonald's or a burrito or other tasty delicious snacks!

I won't tell you what my digestive system did at reading that line. I'll spare you that pain but not the pain of eating your selected delicious (???) snacks.