I gave you a massive upvote because this is shit crazy weird and I couldn't finish it because I got too scared

Honestly

I can't

I won't be able to get up and pee in the middle of the night if I have to

I played "glassy glassy few times as a teenager and then stopped because things got a bit weird

What made you play with the board?

Actually

I'd rather not know or talk about it. I'm too fluffy

And your formatting works super well for the story btw

Original and nicely done 👏