Hive just yeeted itself off the roof and is now face-planting straight into the pavement at terminal velocity.
📉🤯 –46.9% in 3 months? Nah, that’s not a dip… that’s a full-on suicide dive with no parachute, lube, or dignity.
This chart looks like the EKG of a dude who just got caught cheating and swallowed a bottle of bleach. Flatline incoming, beep… beeeeeeeeep.
🪦💀 Hive bagholders opening their wallets like:
“Is it over yet?”
Chart: “Bitch I’m just getting warmed up, give me 30 seconds and I’ll be single digits, then negative, then delisted, then a tax write-off.”
Single digits? Cute. We’re speedrunning to fractions of a penny, baby.
9… 8… 7… 6…
Every number is another whale smashing “Power Down” while laughing in yacht money.
🚽💦 Hive right now = public toilet after taco night:
Everything swirling, gurgling, stinking, and disappearing into the sewer where it belongs.
Last bits of hopium getting sucked down with a loud GLUG GLUG GLUG, forever.
Meanwhile BLURT maxis sitting on the porcelain throne, pants down, scrolling the carnage:
😎🍿 “Damn, that’s crazy… anyway.”
Keep coping, clowns.
Your “decentralized” dictator playground is getting rekt harder than your group-chat reputation after the logs leaked.
🔥🐳 #HiveCollapse #FlushTheHive #ShitcoinCremation #BagholderCemetery #DownvoteThisDick #PowerDownAndCry #RIPHiveYouWontBeMissed #SingleDigitGangRiseUp #CryptoToiletBowl #TearsTasteLikeHopium #Hivicide !!!!
