The immersion of the story completely drops off a cliff when characters start making exceptionally dumb decisions just to keep the plot moving,

This alone is enough for me to not want to watch it. Another movie trope that forever annoys me is when they establish really early on that phones cannot be used with the usual "damn! I don't have a signal out here!" because the plot would be completely ruined if they did.

Find some other reason guys!

The quintessential woman running and tripping in the woods is something that I just can't get past and if anyone ever puts it in a movie unironically I just want to throw the remote across the room.