It's safe to say adverts run the whole world. Everytime we see a good ad, we tent to want to buy stuffs and we can all agree, well some of us can, that no one makes a better ad than the porn industry because they know what the people need and they give it to them, who doesn't want to have sex with their step mum. Wait, that came out wrong.
What I am trying to say is that a good ad will get you so far. Upon my discovery of this, I decided to venture into advertising, maybe if I conquered it, I'd be able to rule the world.
This is all very new to me but I decided to practice with a few existing products, maybe if I was able to sell those, I could sell anything and I'd like to share what I came up with here.
The first one
Remember your annoying sibling, yes, the one that always leaves the tv sit up or hides the remote when you want to see your favorite tv show? The one that doesn't let you sleep at night with their loud snoring or takes your things without asking?
Introducing the gun, with this, all your problems can be solved. No more snoring or hiding the remote, all you have to do is pull the trigger.
The gun will give you your much needed peace of mind and for a discount price, you can get more bullets if you have more siblings. So what are you waiting for?! Buy a gun today.
I'd say I did very well with that one don't you think.
Next
Always wanted to go on a long vacation but can't afford it? Is your house rent due? Do you think you'll never make enough to buy all you want? Well don't lose hope yet.
Introducing Robbing a bank, guaranteed to make you a millionaire in one day. It is faster than buying stocks or do actual work and if you bought our product above, you're already on the right track.
Nothing is ever one hundred percent but the rewards outweighs the risk so what are you waiting for? Take that risk today.
I saw an ad for chloroform on TikTok yesterday, that called it Nappy time which was genius. My version of that would be:
Do you have kids that keep you awake all the time? Barely have enough time for yourself? Have you run out of space in the fridge to store their bodies?
Free time had got you covered. With our state of the art drug, we guarantee you a lifetime of free time, all you just need to do put in your child's food and watch them take a long nap. It works on spouses, annoying in-laws, pets, even cops, you name it.
You missed out on condoms, do miss out on this one, get your Free time today.
I just gave myself goosebumps. I think I have finally found my calling.
