It's no news that we've had some very good entries since the competition started, it's been endless laughing here. So many creative writers. The best part is I feel like I've really gotten to know some of these writers here and the truth is I've engaged with people from this contest more than I have with other contests on hive. With that being said, here's what I've learnt so far.
This dude likes breast, he sits and thinks of breast almost all the time which is fine but c'mon dude, breast isn't the answer all the time. Maybe it is but still, try an think of something else. He's also selfosexual too even though I don't know what that means yet. He says he's cool but he'll follow any girl home as long as they have money. Ladies, you know what to use if you ever want to kidnap him.
She has alot of first times, with everything she has written, The only thing she has not experienced before is being chased by a dog but I know with so many first experiences, it's only a matter of time before that happens. If this ever happens, know I had nothing to do with it. Even though she says she's changed, I wouldn't still invite her to my house when I have alot of meat in the pot because I still don't trust her.
She says she's different now but I just think she has grown and has had enough time to perfect the skill. Oh and before I forget, never buy bread after her, she has probably squeezed the life out of it. Your vegetable and water soup still sits fresh in my head.
Then there's 
Alot of crazy childhood experiences with this one. The Nigerian government could use her childhood as a default manual for everybody else. I think the only thing she didn't do as a child was fly a plane herself. Her childhood experiences is enough to fill the comedy club for the year. The best part of reading is that she can use her current situation to make good jokes.
Currently, she's taking drugs(I hope you get well soon). I bet you we're going to see a "Me vs Drugs" joke soon and we'll hear how the drugs where trying to kill her instead of save her馃槀. I'm sure there'll be a joke about her childhood there too馃槀.
First of all, don't do drugs kids. Second, keep booze away from
Remember the guy that spilled the beans? this is him. He can't keep a secret to save a life. That's probably why he's not in the army yet. It's not because he can't do pushups or wake up early, it's because no country's secret are safe with this guy. Also, he's a terrible weather analyst. Who could blame him, the sun lures you out in the morning so you can wash your clothes and the rain follows after that.
These are just some of the amazing people I've met here. I'm waiting to add to my list before the competition ends. Don't be fooled, with the way they write, they're all wacky 馃槀馃檭. Just thinking of some of the things they write crack me up. I'll be sure to bring and update if anything changes with them.
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