Women, you can't live with them, you can't live without them because who's going to do the cleaning?
This post is made to appreciate all the women out there not the ones with beards that identify as women.
The university of google shows that there are more women than men on the earth which equally means for every guy you see, there are three women so when a guy is in a relationship and is caught with another women, he isn't cheating, he's merely balancing the men to women ratio.
To all the guys reading this, you're welcome but remember, this post isn't about you, its about the ladies.
Dear ladies,
It is a pleasure writing this letter to you seeing as all of you can read now that the "a woman's place is in the kitchen" policy has been abolished and you guys can go to school now. I like what you people have done with the world, putting men in their place and trying to get rid of sexism although we stand a better chance of discovering a cure for cancer than ending sexism but keeping trying ladies, don't give up.
I love women, your charisma, your intelligence and most especially your butt, I think women should be given equal rights just because of your butts, the bigger the butt the higher the pay.
I'd like to tell a quick joke okay? ready? Women's rights..
For the ladies looking to attack me after reading this, just know I identify as a woman so technically, you'd just be attacking one of your own. Speaking of identifying as a woman, I have other tips for guys. I'm about to tell you the benefits of changing your sexual orientation.
You would get invited to a girls sleepover because you're also a girl and they'd be comfortable with you.
If you commit a crime too, you'll be sent to a women's prison and I can make up a 100 reasons why that would be highly beneficial to you but I'm not going to here.
I can't imagine a world without women, its going to be awful, no nagging, no beefing, no constant checking your phone to see if you're talking to another girl, on second thought, its starting to sound like paradise. Don't mind me, I can't imagine a world without them, who would do the cooking?
These are all jokes and is meant to offend another but in the very likely event that it does, I apologise, women rights is no joke, its just the punch line....Shoutout to all the women out there, you rock!!!