This is Pedro... He's an illegal alien, but it's okay, he's harmless. All day, every day, he stands on a remote corner in your town trying to find some day labor, but it's okay, he's a hard worker. His wife has tuberculosis, but it's okay, she's being treated at a free clinic. His sons are budding gang members, but that's okay, that's why we have police. Pedro and his family are no threat whatsoever, that's why local authorities never bother to ask them what they're doing here. Pedro has 237 relatives back home. He just wrote and told them how good it is here. They're packing right now... Good ole harmless Pedro!
