All the hair of steemit must unite under one umbrella to shade us from the harmful rays of "the sun". We call on the mullets of Austraila ( Bring your Emu army) , the afros of the dark continent, the flat tops of Russia, crazy chinese bowl cuts, Corn rows of Americas, Racoon skin hats of the midwest, shaved heads of the choloes, dumb fucking hat hair from the Brits with thier fuzzy hats and the Canadian mounties ( bring some of those mean ass geese). This is our war cry

WHAT DO WE WANT?

GOVERNMENT SUPPLIED HAIR PRODUCT!!!

wHEN DO WE WANT IT?

NOW!!!!!!!

No wait, that is incorrect. You get the point. Every resistance needs a good chant. I am sure you all will come up with something catchy like

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8 who do we want to assasinate?
Justin Sun
Justin Sun
Justin Sun!!!!!