Mate, we work 7 days a week and tomorrow will finish about 5, drive 2 hours to somewhere I've never been to a campsite halfway up a mountain in a jungle. This is frigging Thailand. There are snakes, monkeys, elephants and tigers in that National Park. And even worse......mosquitos!
It's not going to end well :-( The wife is off her rocker.....but what shes says, goes!

Hope you and your better half are healthy and happy and life is treating you well my friend :-)