Hazlerigg, on the northern edge of Newcastle, decided to leave the EU without a deal anyway, despite Johnson ditching his ditch plan. The Parish Authorities released the following memo on the matter:

Serious blue on blue with Farage and Trump shooting down Johnson’s brexit deal and making it explicitly clear that they intend to flog off the NHS and race us all to the bottom. Delightful! Johnson’s response

Daily Mail has ran out of slurs on Corbyn: reporting on the front page yesterday that Johnson and Corbyn are neck and neck on the NHS (36% and 34% respectively), among their own readers. This is a truly

...desperate people risking their lives to provide ridiculously rich people with stuff they don’t need and only want because they can afford to throw money away in pursuit of status-giving products. Yet

What is to be gained? Trump appears to be on the verge of some historic peace deals, with Korea and Russia. How will [the blimp] look if he actually pulls them off? I was anyone but Clinton, which was

Bad things Trump has been bad for: Free trade: TPP, TTIP, NAFTA, WTO. European institutions: NATO, EU. European Leaders: Merkel, May and Macron. In Ukraine: Poroshenko. In Syria: ISIS, Al Qaeda and Israel.

The Prime Minister dismissed her security council with a simple “thankyou, gentlemen” and was in her chambers within moments. She rolled up her skirt and ripped the patches off her thighs. She lit a

Half-way between royal hall and nuclear bunker the room was splendid but lacking windows. Concrete and steel showed between the ornate décor and furnishings. ‘When was it built?’ ‘How many more were there?’