It's fascinating watching us slowly redefine a bear market as a personality disorder.

Price is down? You must not be commenting enough.

Rewards are low? Clearly you aren't networking hard enough.

Nobody reads your posts? Have you considered trying harder to be liked?

It's a beautiful little sleight of hand. The market isn't failing to value something. No, no. You are failing to perform sufficient social rituals.

If this continues long enough we'll eventually cure poverty with good morning posts and inflation with enthusiastic reblogs.