But I think I'm less Columbo and more Velma from Scooby Doo:)

Jeenkies!

Velma is my favorite character.

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What was I gonna say? Oh right right..

Jokes aside, I think If I had to choose, it would be between crime investigator or a zookeeper just because I love dealing with difficult animals and having them put in cages and because I love setting the cages free and freeing the animals. And I would have gotten away with it too that one time if it wasn't for those meddling kids and that stupid Mut, ;P