It wouldn't surprise me. They'll sue a turkey sandwich for not being an egg salad and vice versa even they are right next to each other, meanwhile the skillet is under death row for not being an drink.

The refrigerator is getting charged for kidnapping because it kept leftovers locked up. The spatula is under internal investigation for not flipping the patty, and there's an APB against the fork for aggravated assault against Mr. potato head.

What government says is the new reality. Such is the way of cults.