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Cowboy
Cowboy He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this
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A Girl
A Girl A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud
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A Woman
A Woman She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind
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A guy
A guy A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little
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Little Girl
The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about
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Little Billy
Little Billy Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his
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One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?”
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A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the
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Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings.
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate
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