Little Boy The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"

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Viagra Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"

Ben "I do sir, but I'm sick and tired with my own hand sir!"

1 Foot Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"

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