Speed Limit 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!

Six Inches A toothbrush with toothpaste

Married Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"

Horny Sir BJ Anal The 69th.

Big City Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

Friend Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.

Erection I beat it single handedly.

Bored When they get bored by theirs!

Hanging Out Dude your dicks hanging out

Corna The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

Coco Chanel But hell does that burn!

A Month "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"

40 After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper.

Conference “Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?” The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,… I thought you said goat!”

Hospital Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"

Professor All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."

E-Harmony The question was, "What do you like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."

Legal Brothel Being a little embarrassed as you would be I asked her politely to sit back down. I mean after all, no matter how hot they were I wasn't about to cut 2 inches of my manhood for anyone...

Upset She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?" "Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."

Kindergarten "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".