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@mudpuddle
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mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-23 23:38
1 Night
1 Night He notices the same hooker on the street corner, so he marches over to her and says, "Hey, lady, you gave me crabs!" The hooker replies, "Hey, old man, what did you expect for $10?
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mudpuddle
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2018-11-23 00:24
Radio
Radio Radio Silence — Advertising Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a
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mudpuddle
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2018-11-21 23:44
Dougie Style
Dougie Style That way they can both watch wrestling.
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-20 23:39
Life is a Dick
Life is a Dick Sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
mudpuddle
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2018-11-20 00:02
3 Old Me
3 Old Men Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-18 23:55
Apple
Apple You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-17 23:06
Old Lady
Old Lady The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-17 00:30
Mom
Mom She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?" "Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-15 23:36
68
68 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-15 01:10
Out of Business
Out of Business Beat it. We're closed.
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-13 23:49
Marry
Marry TheThe guy says, "What are those, I said ping pong balls." "Oh,"Says the 3 girl, "I thought you said King Kong's balls."
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-12 23:55
Co Worker
Co Worker The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?” The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”
mudpuddle
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2018-11-11 23:58
A Man
A Man When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-10 21:04
Honey
Honey After a while, the wife screamed of pleasure and asked for more! So the husband said to the black man: “Do you understand now how you should wave the fan, you ashole?”
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-10 00:00
First Time
First Time She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
mudpuddle
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2018-11-09 01:33
40 Yr Old
40 Yr Old "But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked. "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch
mudpuddle
funny
2018-11-08 02:08
1 Day
1 Day The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week." The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week?!" The golfer, a little embarrassed,
mudpuddle
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2018-11-07 02:08
3rd Gen
3rd Gen The oldest says "shit, back in the depression we was just happy to have something warm in our bellies"
mudpuddle
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2018-11-06 08:30
Discovered
Discovered More humiliating? It was attached to my left breast.
mudpuddle
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2018-11-04 23:48
Not Mine
Not Mine "Not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...."
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