1 Night He notices the same hooker on the street corner, so he marches over to her and says, "Hey, lady, you gave me crabs!" The hooker replies, "Hey, old man, what did you expect for $10?

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Dougie Style That way they can both watch wrestling.

Life is a Dick Sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

3 Old Men Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."

Apple You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"

Old Lady The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."

Mom She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?" "Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."

68 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!

Out of Business Beat it. We're closed.

Marry TheThe guy says, "What are those, I said ping pong balls." "Oh,"Says the 3 girl, "I thought you said King Kong's balls."

Co Worker The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?” The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”

A Man When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the

Honey After a while, the wife screamed of pleasure and asked for more! So the husband said to the black man: “Do you understand now how you should wave the fan, you ashole?”

First Time She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.

40 Yr Old "But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked. "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch

1 Day The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week." The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week?!" The golfer, a little embarrassed,

3rd Gen The oldest says "shit, back in the depression we was just happy to have something warm in our bellies"

Discovered More humiliating? It was attached to my left breast.

Not Mine "Not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...."