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mudpuddle
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2018-09-24 11:00
Public Toilet
Public Toilet I saw a sign in a public toilet the other day. It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would have liked to have found it in." So I left it with a porn mag and
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mudpuddle
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2018-09-22 23:38
Difference
Difference Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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mudpuddle
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2018-09-22 10:25
Saloon
Saloon A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My py is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size
mudpuddle
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2018-09-21 11:18
Little Johnny's
Little Johnny's Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin'
mudpuddle
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2018-09-20 11:10
Young Son
Young Son "Dad, whats the difference between a pssy and a cnt ?" young son ask. "Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "that's a pssy son."
mudpuddle
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2018-09-19 10:37
Priest
Priest What type of pussy does a priest get? Nun.
mudpuddle
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2018-09-18 10:32
Two Old Ladies
Two Old Ladies Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked
mudpuddle
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2018-09-17 10:22
Blonde
Blonde A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. "That's definitely cum," she says. The redhead touches
mudpuddle
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2018-09-16 00:38
Teacher & Johny
Teacher & Johny The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?" Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination
mudpuddle
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2018-09-14 21:59
Chair
Chair A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My py is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size
mudpuddle
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2018-09-14 11:16
Human Anatomy
Human Anatomy <centerA teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two
mudpuddle
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2018-09-13 10:59
Underwear
Underwear Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
mudpuddle
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2018-09-12 11:12
Tofu
Tofu Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.
mudpuddle
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2018-09-11 11:05
3 Desperate Men
3 Desperate Men Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits
mudpuddle
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2018-09-08 23:20
A Boyfriend
A Boyfriend A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying "Hey babe you wanna come over and have sex?" Girlfriend texts back "Duh!" So the girl goes over her Boyfriends house, and right before
mudpuddle
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2018-09-08 10:25
Little Johnny
Little Johnny One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that.
mudpuddle
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2018-09-06 21:51
Venice
Venice I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless
mudpuddle
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2018-09-06 11:13
A Big City
A Big City A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
mudpuddle
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2018-09-05 11:30
A Kid
A Kid A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks". The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?"
mudpuddle
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2018-09-04 10:31
Diamond Necklace
Diamond Necklace A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a
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