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@mudpuddle
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2017-12-27 15:20
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mudpuddle
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2019-01-02 23:57
Little Boy
Little Boy The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
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mudpuddle
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2019-01-01 23:51
Seven wise men
Seven wise men Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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mudpuddle
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2019-01-01 00:44
Horny
Horny Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-31 00:13
Bag of Chips
Bag of Chips Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
mudpuddle
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2018-12-29 23:36
Female Friend
Female Friend Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-28 23:43
Limit of Sex
Limit of Sex 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
mudpuddle
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2018-12-27 23:50
6 inches
6 inches A toothbrush with toothpaste
mudpuddle
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2018-12-26 23:46
Viagra
Viagra Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
mudpuddle
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2018-12-26 01:02
Ben
Ben "I do sir, but I'm sick and tired with my own hand sir!"
mudpuddle
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2018-12-25 01:41
1 Foot
1 Foot Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
mudpuddle
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2018-12-23 22:30
Surprise Sex
Surprise Sex Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-22 22:58
E-Harmony
E-Harmony The question was, "What do you like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."
mudpuddle
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2018-12-21 22:13
Horny
Horny Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-20 22:41
Big City
Big City Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
mudpuddle
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2018-12-19 22:23
Viagraccino
Viagraccino One cup and you're up all night.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-18 21:59
Erection
Erection I beat it single handedly.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-17 22:15
Parrot
Parrot "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
mudpuddle
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2018-12-16 22:44
Girls Hand
Girls Hand When they get bored by theirs!
mudpuddle
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2018-12-15 22:25
10 Cock
10 Cock Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
mudpuddle
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2018-12-14 23:46
Pregnant
Pregnant The father replies, “Yes, little baby, I am your father!” The baby then reaches up and begins poking his father in the forehead with his index finger–”How do you like that?”
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