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@mudpuddle
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2017-12-27 15:20
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mudpuddle
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2018-12-13 23:45
Speed Limit
Speed Limit 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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mudpuddle
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2018-12-13 01:44
Six Inches
Six Inches A toothbrush with toothpaste
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mudpuddle
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2018-12-11 23:51
Married
Married Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
mudpuddle
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2018-12-10 23:40
Horny
Horny Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-09 23:48
Big City
Big City Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
mudpuddle
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2018-12-09 12:22
Friend
Friend Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-07 21:42
Erection
Erection I beat it single handedly.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-07 00:05
Bored
Bored When they get bored by theirs!
mudpuddle
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2018-12-05 23:59
Hanging Out
Hanging Out Dude your dicks hanging out
mudpuddle
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2018-12-04 23:44
Corna
Corna The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
mudpuddle
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2018-12-03 23:37
Coco Chanel
Coco Chanel But hell does that burn!
mudpuddle
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2018-12-03 00:10
A Month
A Month "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
mudpuddle
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2018-12-02 00:14
40
40 After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper.
mudpuddle
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2018-12-01 01:23
Conference
Conference “Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?” The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,… I thought you said goat!”
mudpuddle
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2018-11-29 23:32
Hospital
Hospital Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
mudpuddle
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2018-11-28 23:37
Professor
Professor All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."
mudpuddle
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2018-11-27 23:38
E-Harmony
E-Harmony The question was, "What do you like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."
mudpuddle
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2018-11-26 23:37
Legal Brothel
Legal Brothel Being a little embarrassed as you would be I asked her politely to sit back down. I mean after all, no matter how hot they were I wasn't about to cut 2 inches of my manhood for anyone...
mudpuddle
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2018-11-25 23:43
Upset
Upset She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?" "Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."
mudpuddle
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2018-11-24 23:41
Kindergarten
Kindergarten "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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