Welcome aboard!
I was born in 1992 which leaves me at the age of 29 (and a half) right now.
When I read this I thought: "She can't be 29. I was born in 1988 and I'm 30." Then I do the wild maths and realize... fuck me I'm actually almost 34.
You've got a wild history there. I like it.
RE: Introduce yourself - sounds easy, doesn´t it?