I keep asking Alexa for more jokes. Some are really good, some are 'haha' funny, and some are just eye rollers. Lately there have been more eye rollers than not. However, here are a few of the better ones she told.
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Here are a few ok ones:
Why couldn't the basketball stay in a relationship??
Because it's always on the rebound.
Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts?
I don't know but it isn't working.
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