Celebrate your roots and eat some pfeffernüsse - Morph Morph

and Have a Cookie Exchange - Morph Morph

Do a Crossword Puzzle instead! - Morph Morph

to show your solidarity with Humans around the World - Morph Morph

and Hang a Candy Cane on the Branch - Morph Morph

but speak Arabic while doing so - Morph Morph

and End Violence against Sex Workers - Morph Morph

How about we backlash at stupid toys like Barbie and Barney - Morph Morph

So Wear an Ugly Sweater and Herd the Cats - Morph Morph

and Eat Some Bouillabaisse with a Monkey - Morph Morph

So eat some ice cream and practice the violin! - Morph Morph

while you make a Gingerbread House ya ding-a-ling - Morph Morph

so donate some food to some needy animals! - Morph Morph

While you Celebrate the Souls of Dead Whales - Morph Morph

While you listen to Techno - Morph Morph

Check the Lost & Found - Morph Morph

about Cotton Candy - Morph Morph

and maybe even the pawnbrokers... - Morph Morph

in the Corn Popping Business - Morph Morph

and Focus on Computer Security - Morph Morph