not streaming and its neverwinter

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Why do people never eat clocks? Because it’s really time consuming.

Why did the crab cross the road? Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.

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You know you’re old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

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If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.

thx like always

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!” “No it’s because you’re drinking

Just imagine, you’re a pair of jogging pants. You expect a nice and easy life of lying on the sofa. And then WTF?! You get bought by an ambitious jogger!

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. :>

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee? A depresso.