"I won a PS5 by eating cereal." Sure, tell us another story, uncle nut gargler. We all knew you earned the bucks necessary to bring home a PlayStation 5 from pimping yourself out to the smack-junkies under the bridge. Just be straight with us, you diaper dumpster.

You want money? Have some HBI shares, you scrotum twister. Now get out of my feed before I upvote your ass even harder than I already did.

Groin gremlin. :P