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Thanks to your pudwhacking pedantry I've just experienced the most painful scrotal stretching of my life. Thanks for nothing, you fart-wrangling ass assassin. My revenge will be brutal. Cling to your happy thoughts as hard as you cling to your cock-wombles and maybe you'll emerge with enough thumbs to continue feeding your obsession with getting rogered by people who compulsively bang hitchhikers. ;)
RE: Teaching an old man a new trick. (Lets Play Apex Legends/An excuse to mess with new video effects)