I normally don't allow my wang to get this engorged, but your verbalistic spew of oral diarrhea was threatening to give me a scrotal explosion if I didn't do an emergency deflation. Fortunately for you, I had just enough STEEM sitting pretty in my account that I could dump a couple shares of @steembasicincome on your big, hairy arse. This will both encourage you to keep writing and not to whine about deadlines whizzing by.

TL;DR - Shut up at take my money, you jizz wizard. Well played. Even with the Air Bud references. ;)