I think by typing it out as well, i'm being forced to cheat lol. It's genuinely hard work these days reading handwritten notes even though I'd say your handwriting is pretty damn good.

I cooked enough food to kill a horse.

What are you making, a tub of scalding hot soup?? I don't think pasta and peas can kill horses unless you can throw really hard.

Final Fantasy Magic the Gathering

wtf