But again, what does that have to do with your paranoid meth-fueled delusion that @fyrstikken is somehow the guy sitting around smoke-filled rooms plotting world domination? What does that have to do with the subliminal messages that only you can hear? What does that have to do with your multiple felony warrants? Because I'll tell you something, precious: If "they" are a fraction as powerful as you seem to think (and out to get you, personally, of course, because you're sooooo much of a threat from the Salvation Army you live at), they're not plotting world domination. They achieved it long ago.

Turn yourself in. Beat the charges against you if they're actually false. Prove your claims. Otherwise you're just another raving lunatic moron on the internet.