What a laugh!!!

My Uncle Tony came walking into to my grandma's house with his hands out like this.

Well, aren't you gonna ask me what was in his hands?

... It was a frog.

His mom (my grandma) says, "Hey Tony, Why don't you take that frog to zoo. Just get it out of the house."

Tony, "Yes mom. I'll take it to the zoo." He turns straight back around and goes out the door with his hands sticking out in front of him and the frog in his hand.

Three hours later he comes back in the door with hands sticking out again.

Well, aren't you gonna ask me what was in his hands this time?

It was the frog.

My Grandma takes one look at that frog and says,
"TONY, DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TAKE THAT FROG OUT?"

My uncle Tony answers, "I did Mama...

And we had such a good time I'm taking her out to the movies tonight."