Fr, my kids lowkey speak a whole diff language, and it's not even Korean or English, fam. Omg, we’re like 30 years apart but fr, it feels like they’re from another vibe land. They vibin' with me and my jams, but fr, I just don’t get them. Fr, it’s just scrollin’ on IG and vibin’ to vids 24/7. Skibidi rizz vibes only!
They got their own vibe and I’m just not in the mix, fr fr. For them, I'm straight-up a dino, no cap. Bet they don’t know I’m vibing and soaking it all in, fr. I pull up to their vibe, no cap.
I say something like,
"I gotchu, fam! You deserve all the vibes!"
They say,
"Yo pops, you trippin' or what? Just speak English."
Then I vibed it, fr! Way back in the 80s when we were just vibin' as kids, we were tryna keep our vibes on the low from the 'rents, ya feel? Gen alpha got their own lingo now, fam! It’s lowkey cringe if we use it. We can peep the deets without flexing on them. Just let them vibe in their own bubble, fr fr.
I’m vibing but lowkey feeling FOMO. Gotta peep what the Alphas are vibing on. Linking with them hits different, fr! These kiddos are gonna hit up college and cop some lit jobs someday. They gonna be the GOATs of the next gen, fr fr.
Fr fr, there’s a whole vibe gap. Ayo, what’s the vibe on fixing this? When in Rome do like the Romans. When in the vibe, flex like the locals, no cap. Link up a translator and grab a slang dictionary, fr! It's the vibe that helps us get the next gen, fam.
Try something like "anythingtranslate.com" to kick it off. Catch some vibes and flex your Gen Alpha energy, even if you're 50+. Skibidi rizz, fam!
I fr fr vibe with you, catch ya later!
Seriously, what is the key to clicking with the next generation? I don't understand half the slang they come up with, but even if I did there is a gap.
Really, all I can do is be myself and keep an open mind. The things that we considered cool are antique today. There is a whole new world opening up.
Any comments about gen Alpha or from Gen Alpha?
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