Redneck Fucks in outer space! This is the movie you walked past in the video store a million times. It always caught your eye, but the risk of it being complete shit was too high. You pussied out then,

How did I not see this movie before? Maybe I did and it blew that part of my mind away. Talk about the who’s who of “hey, it’s that fucking guy” actors. Malcolm McDowell has done some pretty sweet movies.

State of the art, Alex! I was starting to feel a little numb. What, with all the bio-enhanced gangsters, information terrorists, and cyborg outlaws. It pays to be more than human. My work order was a chip

Holy Fuck! What a movie! ( Tim Thomerson is so fucking great, it's ridiculous. He comes from the planet Arturus where he fucks dudes up for a living. He doesn't use pussy ninja kicks or homo-erotic karate

Stone Cold (1991) ( Buh!? You are unaware just how awesome Stone Cold is? Take your fucking head out of the sand. That's where cats shit. Wow! This movie has guns, drugs, booze, motorcycles, whorish women,