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Thoughts on Programming, Number 49: The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH'. -The Psychology of Computer Programming, Gerald M. Weinberg

Russell's Observation: Due to a lack of trained trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed indefinitely.

Russell's Observation: Due to a lack of trained trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed indefinitely.

Extended Epstein-Heisenberg Principle: - In a program atmosphere, only two of the three existing measurements can be measured simultaneously. The measurements are program, time, and resource ($). - If

A penny for your thoughts?

The Illiterati Programus Canto 1: A program is a lot like a nose - Sometimes it runs and sometimes it blows.

When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst. --H. Allen Smith--

Lawyers are ... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must cross. --Jane Bryant Quinn--

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. --Nietzsche--

Thoughts on Programming, Number 31: When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have four more months work to do. -Charles Portman International Computers Limited

Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. --Bertrand Russell--

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. --Gore Vidal--

Beardsley's Warning to Lawyers: Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

Thoughts on Programming, Number 21: The programmed computer has all the fascination of the pinball machine or the jukebox mechanism, carried to the ultimate. -The Mythical Man-Month Frederick P. Brooks,

Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.