Oh boy, almost broke my leg reading through this.

But I guess this is the tough part about the assignment - understand what's going on in the prompt. It will all smooth sailing after that. )))

Oh, boy! After all grandiloquent phrases, where it felt like I was inside of a classical Greek tragedy ...All of a sudden...

And instead, look where I fucking got myself.

I almost have torn my rectus abdominis from laughter! That was too funny! @f3nix, you've made my day!