Let's check up on the news.
• Elon Musk says space satellites are needed for geoengineering 🌪🛰
• Lee Wheelbarger (the person that alleged 9/11 Pentagon responder Adam Eisenberg claims somehow orchestrated 9/11) says WW3 has already started 💣🪖🔫
• Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says whoever doesn't study the Torah will be drafted or go to jail 📖🎖🔒
• US Army increases its maximum enlistment age to 42 years old. 👴🔫
• Iran memein' about American democracy 🍾🥤🗳
• MES shippin' another webpage (with Claude AI help), this time tracking the Moon, Sun, and Planets! mes.fm/moon ☀️🌚🪐