Super Mario Bros is a platform video game, designed by Shigeru Miyamoto, released on September 13, 1985 and produced by the Nintendo company. IN THIS GAME YOU COULD BE A GREAT GIANT ..
Well .. not really, but if it was great to play it, it provided hours and hours of fun and entertainment, the objective of the game was to rescue the princess who was kidnapped by a dragon, the princess was fucked by Mario, but the dragon he kidnapped because luiggi (mario's brother) was gay, but he didn't want to fuck the dragon.
The princess was called Peach, with that santa face she was more of a whore, she passed it from mushroom to mushroom, like the Disney one who lived with the little dwarfs, she lived with mushrooms and called Mario every so often who was a plumber, because according to her, the pipe was damaged.
And this was the dragon, he had a mean face, but he was gay, and he wanted to fuck Luiggi, Mario's brother, but Luiggi was tough, but it wasn't because he didn't want to, but because Mario's Italian was homophobic and did not allow luiggi to leave narnia.
This is Luigi, Mario's gay brother, here we clearly notice his broken hand and his eyes of passion and madness unbridled by the dragon.
Mario obviously didn't like that gay look on Luigi, and he got angry and threw fireballs, because in the end, Mario .. he was the son of the dragon ..
Anyway, the idea of the game was the dragon kidnapped the princess, Mario went looking for her, and if you had a gay brother, he would play with Luigi!
