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                                The King and the Mayor
                            
                                Rhyming Couplet Ideas 
                            by memeon

See the barking of the king,
I think he's angry at the spring.

He finds it hard to see the panda,
Overshadowed by the deadly yanda.

Who is that running near the fly?
I think she'd like to eat the aye.

She is but a feathered mayor,
Admired as she sits upon a baseball player.

Her wrong car is just a spouse,
It needs no gas, it runs on row house.

She's not alone she brings a cat,
a pet kitten, and lots of fat.

The kitten likes to chase a flower,
Especially one that's in the gower.

The king shudders at the funny petal
He want to leave but she wants the fusible metal.