Maureen Noris suspected something was a little off when her blonde father tried to smoke her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly cowardly goblin, Jack Willis, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Jack proved to be spiteful and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with running. Maureen soon learnt that Jack had taken an oath never to kick a human being.
When Maureen's blonde father is injured in a crocodile taming accident, Maureen realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Jack'sevil eyes and giant feet, Maureen finds herself falling for the goblin. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a fallen angel appears before Maureen and warns her of a darkness within Jack. The fallen angel gives Maureen the warped pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a cowardly goblin.
Will Maureen find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly afraid? (Hint: yes!)
From @memeon