May Cockle suspected something was a little off when her curvy daddy tried to wash her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly special fairy, Joshua Fish, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Joshua proved to be charming and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with bopping. May soon learnt that Joshua had taken an oath never to poke a human being.
When May's curvy daddy is injured in a hit and run accident, May realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Joshua'sfish-like tail and murderous tendencies, May finds herself falling for the fairy. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a werewolf appears before May and warns her of a darkness within Joshua. The werewolf gives May the crumpled paperweight - the only weapon that can defeat a special fairy.
Will May find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uneasy? (Hint: yes!)
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