The sonnet to rule them all

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                                Ode to the Cheetah
                            
                                A Sonnet 
                            by memeon
        
My fast cheetah, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you skip, walk and fly,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the alumni.


Let me compare you to a last cherry?
You are more dirty, tiny and fancy.
Ice bites the debris of February,
And wintertime has the gorgeous dancey.

How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your blazing elbows, eyes and hands.
Thinking of your flirty eyes fills my days.
My hate for you is the shirty caftans.

Now I must away with a blighted heart,
Remember my blue words whilst we're apart.