Text Inspirobot: Agree with anyone. You won't regret it.
Text This office uses cookies for a better user experience. By eating a cookie you agree to enjoy yourself. I Agree.
Text (Images of forks with four, three, and two prongs, followed by a knife and a spoon.) fork, threek, twok, onek, zerok
Text Quote of the day: Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. (Photo of a man throwing a boy in the water.)
Text Ben Shapiro: I'm big enough to admit these fake tweets about me are clever, but they paint a very poor picture of my intimate relationship with my wife. You all know that I have two children, right? Paternity tested and everything. So you do the math.
Text (Miniature marble Roman statues depicting how I retweet a good tweet, while cowards only like it. The retweet symbol covers a statue's bare buttocks.)
Text Mr. X who has been censored to protect his anonymity (his face is blurred, but visible in the mirror).
Text Five levels of cooking beef: Possible food poisoning. Well done: Cooked & safe.
Text So far, you're taking more steps than you normally do. Today: 10 steps. Average: 8 steps. Fitness is my passion.
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