Clueless Lesbians

Meme dump #7: Are you sure you're not dating her already?

Yeah, I could also do a post like this about men, actually just young men in crypto, but lesbians who are in love have a particular adorable style of cluelessness. And maybe rational reasons to be careful about flirting, but taking those a mile further.

Text Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV, but in real life it takes 3 years of friendship and an entire peer reviewed scientific paper to convince us that a girl might like us back.

Text Anonymous comment: SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said “I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)
tenderlesbian: uhh are you sure y'all arent on a date right now?
Anonymous follow-up: Hi yes you were right I was on a date. Know how I found out? I was downstairs cooking dinner and she came up from behind me and wrapped her arms around me and kissed the back of my neck and when I flushed bright red, she asked me why and then laughed when I said I had a crush on her, because she thought this was like our fifth date but I was just taking it slow.

Text True story time:
Her: What's your opinion on nipple piercings?
Me: They're okay, I guess.
Her: I just got one. I'm not sure if it looks good or not. I think it looks weird. Can you check it for me?
Me: Oh I'm sure it looks fine. Don't worry about it. Let's go get some lunch.
Me: (literally ten years later) wait a second.

Text girl: i'm not wearing any panties ;)
lesbian: oh thats cool! underwear can feel uncomfortable at times. i'm wearing pretty standard cotton underwear that i got from
target. cotton underwear is the best because it'll keep things feeling fresh and cool down there. so anyways how was your day :)

Do you think it couldn't get any worse? Well, what if your cringy flirting was livestreamed on video... for a whole year:

Text Squidinkydink on Youtube: I flirted with her for a YEAR, she thought I was joking the WHOLE TIME

Text Is she flirting?
My best friend and I have been married for five years, have three kids together and a few cats, and she
says she loves me five times a day. Is she flirting or just being friendly?

Text [Bar] Hot woman winks so what's a girl need to do to get a drink around here?
Me: You just ask at the bar for one and then exchange it for money.
[3 days later] Me tying my shoelaces wait a second.

Text A girl once came from another city with a DVD boxed set of a show I mentioned I'd like to see, watched so many episodes with me that it was “too late to go home”, then slept in my bed as I laid awake thinking “she’s so great, it’s really too bad she doesn't like me back.”

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