愚人节到了，给大家讲些冷笑话压压惊！
来，笑~~
当你坐到了毛概课的课堂上，却发现手机不在口袋里。
When you sit down for a political propaganda class and suddenly realise your phone is not in your pocket.
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急诊室门口，下巴脱臼的病人们正在排队等待治疗。
Patients with dislocated jaws are lining up outside the emergency department waiting for their treatment.
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When your hands slipped when tearing a bread and you accidentally punched your dog in the eye with your elbow.
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拿铁
Latte
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春季限定樱花拿铁
Spring-Limited Sakura Latte
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冰美式
Iced Americano
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你是个好人，不过你脸太黑。
You are a good guy. But you just don't look like someone who see eye to eye with fortune.
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就跟你说不要戴着耳机睡觉啊。
Told you not to sleep with your earphones still on.
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Two elephants are fighting using qing kung.
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去内蒙的站票了解一下。
Would you like to know about the standing tickets to Inner Mongolia?
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My freshly made manicures can't touch water!
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喜欢扔粉笔头的老师发现全班都睡着之后，准备放大招了。
The teacher who loves shooting chalk stumps just found out the whole class has fallen asleep. So she's about to bring out a super strike.
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在自己的葬礼上听说他们要宣读你5年前的QQ空间。
When you're at your own funeral and hear that they are gonna publicly read out your facebook posts from 5 years ago.
愚人节你和朋友都开过哪些玩笑呢？欢迎在评论区逗大家一乐哦~
