Don't know if the image link will work - http://www.captureminnesota.com/photos/2175537/in/project but the poem is still mine. :D
Once an Eagle egg was found
on a piece of ground
A farmer found it and
put it in an incubater
The Eagle hatched
and walked around
like the humans did
and he never flew like an Eagle can
because his own wings
he had not found.
Vampire poetry 101.