RE: RE: Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!
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RE: Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!

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HEY THERE!.. or should I say bye already cause I'm leaving people in the dust when going for the WIN 😏 I'm Maxi. And I'm a Half God, the estatics on my profile picture are speaking for them selve. I have a secrete love for everything that doesnt live on land which no body knows of. And A photographical memory with a little nano chip in the back of my brain to leak everything I see instantly on the internet if I am wishing to. Plus I'm also changing my relationship status like my Undies (which is once a month^^)

Now for real: I'll probably wont make it far in this competition considering on how late I am lol (I'm actually wiping the dust out of MY face right now lol). I am no where near a god not even close cuz I'm a skinny little dude (this is no exaggeration). I have no photographical memory since I can barely remember what my last 5 steemit post were about and no nano chip (Dont need that.. I have an Iphone). The Relationship one is also total Bullsh*t cause I'm in a relationship for six months and I jump into a fresh pair of undies EVERYDAY! (I swear 😅). Oh yeah and I am allergic to fish and seafood 😃.