I’m over here debating if I really need that omelet or if I should just frame the eggs instead 🤔

Oh, what if one day we have Trump start talking about Hive 🤣💪💪

I think these are all the words I need to learn and I'll be respected as British, fully

If your partner asks "Do you notice anything different?" just start complimenting random things. Hair, outfit, eyebrows, doesn't matter. Guess wrong with confidence, and you might just survive

For the guys that don't like it when girls don't give you fast replies. You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her

I could have sworn that's a dimple creator trick parents use

Went out with my kid brother but low on budget this weekend so when we by passed the game shop I faked a call on loud mode and started walking very fast. I feel guilty so tomorrow I'll go with him again

Most painful thing is when you're at the mall and you look and see your salary written on a pair of shoes

People are paying for blue checkmarks now on IG and X. Feels like status symbols don’t mean anything anymore.

wow, then by the end of 2025 Crypto nd Bitcoin will be everywhere and adoption can accelerate heavily

Now a burger cost as much as a full meal at home. Anybody got cooking skills, teach me master.

It can be okay to work out after dinner, but try to wait about 1 to 2 hours. Just listen to your body and if you feel too full or sluggish, maybe skip it for that day

26 Jan #nfl let the battle of the legends begin.

Yeah, it’s so true, not being assertive and always saying yes can lead to stress and tension, which might trigger headaches. It’s important to set boundaries and communicate clearly with everyone, say

this is deep and true. The moment we lose focus on it, all we see is reasons why we can't do it. You're a man on a mission and it'll be completed

He brought this upon himself #jokesonleo #memes

This is deep wisdom. THE SING BECAUSE THEY "CAN"

If they were like that in real life 😈

The way you arrange words is very important, just take a look at this mess. It can read no safety, smoke first #newlion

#meme #status #stalking #targetfound #relationshipshit